Randomness

1. I am a very random person

2. If you didn't know that already, you soon will

3. I change the subject randomly, so if you want to get your thought in, you better say it really and I mean rreeeaaalllyyy fast, because if you take too long I'll change the subject

4. I made waffle pizza for dinner. Not like "sweet/syrup-y" waffles, like "pizza/savory" waffles. Fun, huh?

5. I talk a lot. And fast. Especially if I get excited. Or if I am around my friend Beth. Not to confused with my sister Beth. And if you know Beth at all, my friend, not my sister, you know that she talks super-sonic fast. No offense, Beth. But you know you do. It's in your genes. And it's okay.

6. I like to clean. Like straighten up the house. Constantly. I can't start a project if every toy and snack and shoe is picked up and put away. Or dinner. Or the dishes. Everything has to be put away to start that. Which is why sometimes it takes me an hour to focus and start making dinner.

7. Speaking of being focused, I get distracted easily. For example, I can be putting on an apron to start dinner, then start picking up a toy that I take to the bedroom and on my way back I check my facebook and then decide to smell some Scentsy and then realize that I was going to start making dinner, so I go to the kitchen but realize the floor needs to be swept, but I would much rather vacuum it up, so I go to the bedroom to get the vacuum and Paisley follows me so I put her on the bed to play.....no wonder why I am so exhausted at the end of the day. {and I should be in bed but I got distracted and thought I would blog for a minute}

8. I would drink a lot more water if I could put Crystal Light in it.

9. And I'd eat more sandwiches if they could be grilled {like a panini!}

10. Cadbury mini eggs could be the death of me. I will not be tempted this year.

11. My right click button isn't working on my mouse. So I can't download pictures of Scentsy warmers to post on Facebook so you will fall in love and want to buy them. So, you should buy them anyway.

12. Sometimes, it is easier to not take a shower, stay in my pj's all day and accomplish a million things. Which is what I did today. And my kids stayed in their pj's too. :)

13. Conversation with Parker.

Me: Parker, who are your friends?
Parker: Cade and Bronson. But Bronson likes Cade.
Me: How do you know?
Parker: Because they are friends.
Me: Okay. Who else is your friend?
Parker: Lily.
Me: Lily? Really?
Parker: Yes, Lily is my friend.
Me: Why is she your friend? {not a mean why, but a question why}
Parker: Because she has really soft arms.
Me: How do you know she has soft arms?
Parker: Because I sit by her in the big classroom {the primary room for sharing time}.
Me: Do you rub her arms?
Parker: Yes, and they are soft.

So I imformed Lily's Mom about this and this is what she told me:
I said to Lily. "Lily, ya know Parker? We are going to his house tomorrow for playgroup." She said "I know we are best friends." I said, "Oh really? Since when?" Lily: "We sit by each other at church and Parker likes my skin."

14. Here is a picture of Parker. Beth, my sister, threatened me that she might post this picture. Apparently she thinks it hilarious that my child is still not dressed (it being 5pm) , and doesn't have any pants on. Well, Beth, just come to my house 6 1/2 days of the week!

{Oh, and eat your heart out, Lily! You know Parker's lookin pretty cute!!} {even with his upper lip extremely chapped.} {even though he's holding a pink pinwheel, that I made when I was talking on the phone and calming three cranky kids that want my attention. Which btw is not an easy task!}