This is why

my husband has a job.

Forest fires? Naaa.
Houses burning down? Naaaa.
Rescuing cats from trees? Naaa.
Hampton Roads gets a "light dusting" of snow, and drivers cannot handle the morning commute.

(But, for the record, my husband has put out a brush fires on the interstate, fought multiple structure fires, and rescued not a cat from a tree, but a raccoon. Humm...)